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tyfromm
08-15-2004, 11:20 AM
I'm a guy... and the other night I was lying in bed and about to embark on my nightly w&*k when I realised that I had no fantasies left to indulge myself with. I couldn't get a hardon.

Can anyone suggest potential fantasies that will allow me to enjoy my masturbation again. It's important to me !

And I've already done the usual stuff - strangers on trains, etc....

Please be imaginative.
BeerMoney
08-15-2004, 01:00 PM
It sounds like its time to pick up some DVD porn.
Mayhap
08-15-2004, 01:25 PM
You have two Q's on the button.
Then you notice they are unsuited.... oooohhhh ....
/M
cardcounter0
08-15-2004, 01:26 PM
Sorry. I don't do gay porn.
offTopic
08-16-2004, 02:11 PM
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I'm a guy... and the other night I was lying in bed and about to embark on my nightly w&*k when I realised that I had no fantasies left to indulge myself with. I couldn't get a hardon.

Can anyone suggest potential fantasies that will allow me to enjoy my masturbation again. It's important to me !

And I've already done the usual stuff - strangers on trains, etc....

Please be imaginative.

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PM Erostratus
benfranklin
08-16-2004, 03:53 PM
How about
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...check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off them...stacks and towers of cheques I can't even see over...

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jagoff
08-16-2004, 04:48 PM
Alyssa Milano cooking you a meal nekked, then serving you the meal and while you are eating it she gives you a knobber. After she finishes you off, she throws all of the dishes on the table and begs you to take her and ANY hole is worthy of a good pummeling. That has got me through some tough times. You can add your own thoughts as you see fit.
TimM
08-16-2004, 05:05 PM
You can use my avatar if you like.

If that doesn't do it for ya, there's always Big Mo.
bwana devil
08-16-2004, 05:28 PM
This post just crosses the line into creepy. Dude, go check out other sites for those needs. This ain't the place.

bwana
Duke
08-16-2004, 06:39 PM
With a name like jagoff you must know what you're talking about.

~D
Easy E
08-16-2004, 11:03 PM
I'd personally be more worried about your apparent mental deterioration, if it were me.
jagoff
08-17-2004, 10:59 AM
With a name like jagoff you must know what you're talking about.

I HAVE been blind since I was 13. My palms also resemble that of a sheep's backside!
bosoxfan
08-17-2004, 11:54 AM
check out the volleyball thread