Man forced to withdraw penis on eBay

[AAmaz0n]

Story on web site (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/08/01/man_forced_to_withdraw_penis/)

Wow, interesting. I never thought about selling ad space on body parts with a tattoo.

I wonder how much 2+2 would pay for a banner ad on my breast? If it was enough to cover a boob job I might consider it. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Shauna

[gabyyyyy]

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I wonder how much 2+2 would pay for a banner ad on my breast? If it was enough to cover a boob job I might consider it.

Shauna

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I will need to see pictures of the advertising space before I can make you an offer.

[Sponger15SB]

theres something about the words "man forced to withdrawl penis" that sounds so unwholesome, i can't put my, uh, finger on it though.

[Cleveland Guy]

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theres something about the words "man forced to withdrawl penis" that sounds so unwholesome, i can't put my, uh, finger on it though.

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I don't wanna put my finger- or any other body part on it!

[TimM]

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Wow, interesting. I never thought about selling ad space on body parts with a tattoo.

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It's been done:

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First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

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[Sloats]

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Story on web site (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/08/01/man_forced_to_withdraw_penis/)

Wow, interesting. I never thought about selling ad space on body parts with a tattoo.

I wonder how much 2+2 would pay for a banner ad on my breast? If it was enough to cover a boob job I might consider it. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Shauna

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I know women who advertise for Jack Daniels that way for free.

[1800GAMBLER]

I'll transfer $50 to your poker account if you write my affilate code across your boobs and don't mind me sending it out when i PM offers. Either that or '[censored] Poker' so i can look at that when in a downfall. Anyhow, i'm serious so PM me if you want.

[WSOPWinner2005]

Shauna, I believe two + two charges for advertising based on the number of impressions the get. So exposure would be very important when they consider such a possibility. Can you promise them 1,000 people a day will see your breasts ? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[AAmaz0n]

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Shauna, I believe two + two charges for advertising based on the number of impressions the get. So exposure would be very important when they consider such a possibility. Can you promise them 1,000 people a day will see your breasts ? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Well, when I wear something that is low cut down to the Bike, it sure feels like it. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

I must have a real poker face when I play live, because the guys never look as high as my head. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Shauna

[1800GAMBLER]

no PM? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[AAmaz0n]

You need to go a little higher. For $50, maybe I'll write it on my toes in erasable ink and let you take a picture. I'll make sure that I have a nice pedicure and that my nails are polished of course. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Shauna

[1800GAMBLER]

Shame i don't have a foot fetish that sounds really hot.

[kdog]

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I wonder how much 2+2 would pay for a banner ad on my breast? If it was enough to cover a boob job I might consider it

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Cool. We'll have our own auction (who needs ebay anyway). Highest bidding affiliate gets their code tattooed across Shauna's boobs. For an extra small, nominal fee, the tat job gets done after the boob job ensuring more bang for your buck.

Quick, somebody PM eugeneel this thread. Shauna's boobs may be the only place left he hasn't spammed.

[tyfromm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/dreamdayz/cartoons/Bencartoon100016.jpg

[IggyWH]

*WARNING* - Contains nudity

The ladies love their Iggy! (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=IggyWH)

[AncientPC]

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*WARNING* - Contains nudity

The ladies love their Iggy! (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=IggyWH)

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NSFW: They love me too. (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=AncientPC)

[Cubswin]

Shauna

You wouldnt ask me to withdrawl my penis would ya? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

cubs

[Lazymeatball]

me too
N S F W (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=amish+cumslut)

[gabyyyyy]

Who is that?

[CORed]

Offering ad spcace on one's penis or on ones breast raises the question: Just how many people are going to see the advertising space?

[tyfromm]

Do not fret people. The man is now employed by me, he provides structural support for my dance.
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[_2000Flushes]

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Do not fret people. The man is now employed by me, he provides structural support for my dance.


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It would be nice if someone would forcibly withdraw tyfromm. I'd even buy ad space on someone's penis. AAmazon, I bet you have some strings you can pull.

-2kF

[Number4]

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I must have a real poker face when I play live, because the guys never look as high as my head.

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You must wear really cool shirts.

[AAmaz0n]

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Shauna

You wouldnt ask me to withdrawl my penis would ya? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

cubs

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For you sweetie, I would apply the same conditions as a bank:

SEVERE penalty for early withdrawal. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Shauna