Hot Cheerleaders

[Gamblor]

Sorry, no pictures.

I'm coaching a team of 15-16 year old lacrosse players and I'm looking for a good cheer to rally around at the start of every game.

I can only recall one from high school hockey, when the team would gather around the goalie at the start of the game. Supposing we were playing a red and white team: The captain would lead each line and the team would repeat:

A little bird! (A little bird!)
With a Red and White bill! (With a Red and White bill!)
Landed on! (Landed on!)
My windowsill! (My windowsill!)
We lured it in! (We lured it in!)
With bits of bread! (With bits of bread!)
And then we crushed! (And then we crushed!)
Its fuckin' head! (Its fuckin' head!)
Its fuckin' head! (Its fuckin' head!)

Something along those lines will do, basically anything they'll rally around and not sound gay.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I highly suggest steering way clear of anything resembling what you just posted. Group cheers IMO are quite... for a lack of a better word... gay. I remember playing hockey against the schmoes who would gather around the net and make these cheers. I also remember the unfortunate times I ended up on a team with a couple kids who liked to do this crap. It's lame.

[1800GAMBLER]

http://www.pornhero.com/cheerleaders-exposed/ls-university-cheerleaders/3/ls-university/ls001.jpg

[jedi]

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Sorry, no pictures.

I'm coaching a team of 15-16 year old lacrosse players and I'm looking for a good cheer to rally around at the start of every game.



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15-16 year old kids know enough not to need a cheer to get motivated but if you're going to have one, center it around your team name or kicking your opponent's ass.

We had one that went like this, with the team jumping up and down like you see the Lakers do before games.

Down, down, down. <oppponent's team> is going down.
Down, down, down. <oppponent's team> is going down.
Down, down, down. <oppponent's team> is going down. (louder and louder each time)
"U" "C" "S" "D"! (bunch of screaming and hollering)


Yeah, it seems silly when you write it out.

[cardcounter0]

Now that is certainly a good example of "gay".

[Ponks]

Before soccer matches my team used to scream

Beat beat mutilate crush crush kill
Beat beat mutilate crush crush kill
Beat beat mutilate crush crush kill

Everytime getting louder and louder. I thought it was fun, and we still joke around about that. Of course that was the year we went to state too. =)

Ponks

[Sloats]

Kick'em in the nuts.
Kick'em in the dirt.
Get you ass up, faggit (or other).
You ain't hurt.

[Alobar]

mmmmmmm.....cheerleaders

[daveymck]

You dont need a cheer before you start its gay, at the home of football the crowd do not have a cheers like that its 48,000 people (well 24,000 now we are relegated) screaming Coooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. or Haaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

Thats what you need transfer the Roker Roar into a Canadian equivilalant.

Havr to remeber 15-16 year olds dont want to chant or sing espicially anything gay.

Edit didnt realise it was lacrosse (misread soccer somewhere in the thread) its a gay public school game over here so not sure what is appropriate.

[pudley4]

We used this in high school:

Ein, zwei, drei, Blut, Blut, Blut

(one, two, three, blood, blood, blood)

[wop squad]

in college we would always just quote the ACDC song. the team captain would say "dirty deeds", everyone else would then yell, "done dirt cheap". we would do this 5 times then yell, "hot soup muthafucka"

i think it confused our opponents

[Gamblor]

Ein, zwei, drei, Blut, Blut, Blut

So you were big fans of the Swiss Bobsled team?

[djack]

Our soccer team did

Kick Pass
Kick Ass

[kpux]

Kill, rape, pillage, and burn.
Kill, rape, pillage, and burn. EAT BABIES.

That's my favorite one.

[Whistler]

S....T....C...L

[censored] thunder, crap lightning

[jagoff]

This used to totally confuse everyone we played and it thoroughly confused everyone's parents...

WEED WORM
DIRT BALL
SMOKE FISH
FARM NUTS

Don't ask

[DcifrThs]

those long cheers suck.

i played varsity puck for 3 years and midget AA for 3 years as well (not to mention the many years leading up to high school). our varsity team recruited kids who got full rides to UNH and UVM and UM (u of maine). the only thing we did before a game was simple: warm up in the same precise hardcore dedicated manner that was the product of 1.5 hours of practice a day with the same group of guys.

we then gathered around our bench and the coach, who played in the minors, and he'd say, "1-2-3" as loud as he could and the whole team would shout as loud as we could, "WIN!"

after some games i'd go chill my friends (who sometimes were on the opposing team) and they'd always say our warmup routine was very intimidating.

its simple, it drives fear into the hearts of the unprepared, and it works..especially for a disciplined and well trained team.

-Barron

[elwoodblues]

Slightly off-topic (though I don't know how much.) I went to undergrad at a small university in Minnesota. The football coach is a legend - John Gagliardi (The Winningest Coach in College Football History). The team's pre-game warm-up consisted of the following:

1 push-up
1 sit-up
"Head, shoulders, knees, and toes"


Some fun facts about John:
Most Points Scored in Season: 702 (1993)
Biggest Margin of Victory: 75-2
Years Without a Losing Season: 35 (1968-Present)
Least Points Allowed in Season: 27
No blocking sleds or dummies
No spring practices
No compulsory weightlifting program
No whistles
No "coach" - players call him John
No tackling in practice - players wear shorts or sweats
Short practices - an hour and a half or less
Anybody who tries out for the team makes it
All seniors are co-captains

[SpiderMnkE]

I like this:

We are gay
We are gay
We are gay

YAY!

[wacki]

I don't know what is more wrong. The original post in this thread or the fact that so many poker players have taken this post seriously.

Shame, shame on all you poker players.

Also, any hockey player that does a cheer should be shot.

Any hockey player that has anything to do with cheerleaders that doesn't involve hardcore sex should also be shot.

Seriously who ever heard of cheerleaders on ice anyway?

[Gamblor]

warm up in the same precise hardcore dedicated manner that was the product of 1.5 hours of practice a day with the same group of guys.

If you only knew.

I can remember.

I (a goalie) stand at the dressing room door in crouch, one D taps a pad, another D taps a pad, and stands outside the room. I pass through door, three quick steps onto the ice, skate directly to crease, rough up ice in crease, shuffle side to side between posts, reach down to stretch back. Stand up. One guy stands on my left. One guy taps both pads and peels right. Another tap on the right shoulder and taps the post. The guy standing in faceoff circle skates in hard and slams my pads. Guy standing beside me (for some reason was always the team captain) just a quick tap on pads and he's off to the bench.

Before every whistle, it's easy. tap left post with glove, right post with handle of stick, left post, right post, hands together (to push my glove tight into my hand), right pad tap inside with stick, smack left pad with stick, out into crouch.

The whole time I'm following the routine. Why? the second its over and there's nothing to concentrate on, I get nauseous from nervousness.

[ChristinaB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/zsiberiantiger/bushcheer.gif

[Gamblor]

God I can't believe I was able to describe it.

It's like chaos, but routine chaos.

[vulturesrow]

The picture and posts calling pregame team cheers gay are the only ones in this thread with merit.

[Gamblor]

In hindsight, I don't think I would call them cheers.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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In hindsight, I don't think I would call them cheers.

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The elaborate routines are just as bad. The only thing you need is the impressive, disciplined warm-up described above by Dcifr. That's my style. No need for any fru-fru dance routines or lame cheers. This isn't the Mighty Ducks.

[Gamblor]

While I was done with the chant by the time I graduated to the First team (Senior, Varsity, whatever), the Under 16s still do it to this day. I'll let them know they're gay (it is an all-boys school)

On the other hand, the warmup routine I described to DcifrThs in my reply to his post was pretty much what you're referring to. It's almost enjoyable watching it (and awful to read when described) when you understand exactly what's going on in everyone's head. Your mind is just blank. You just go through the motions until it stops then you remember you have to play the game. Cue the butterflies.

[mikeyvegas]

One of my favorites...


My name is Craig
I give good hugs
You're not my friend
If you do drugs

http://snlibc.jt.org/snlrollingstone1.gif

[rusty JEDI]

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we then gathered around our bench and the coach, who played in the minors, and he'd say, "1-2-3" as loud as he could and the whole team would shout as loud as we could, "WIN!"


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We always used to laugh at the team of idiots that had to count all the way to 3 in order to get their cheer timed right.

A simple 1-2- "insert team name" works fine.

rJ

[paland]

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the Under 16s still do it to this day. I'll let them know they're gay (it is an all-boys school)

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All Boys School, eh? Somehow, it just seems like they already know.

[Gamblor]

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All Boys School, eh? Somehow, it just seems like they already know.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was a great one.