New Ed Miller Bracelets?

[Rubeskies]

In tribute to Ed's new book, which has enlightened us all, I suggest we design a new piece of apparel that every poker player will want.

Introducing, the "WWEMD" Bracelet. Thats right, the "What Would Ed Miller Do bracelet." Available in stores everywhere summer 2005.

This hand-crafted artifact will remind you again and again, that tight and agressive is more than just a slogan for poker, its a slogan for life.

What should be the main design attributes?

[rkaufman]

I would not wear that bracelet. However, I think a bumper sticker would be great... although it doesn't have to be Ed Miller... Sklansky, Malmuth, or my own personal hero, Limon, would all be good.

Woody

[Vern]

I think it should be an elastic green wrist sweat band with the letters WWED so that Ed could "sweat" us during a session. Green obviously for the money. Maybe have a nice tag sticking off it with wash instructions on one side and the letters TAG on the other. You could then make funny jokes about how the manufacturer was ISO 9001 compliant by labeling the tag appropriately. Ok, so that wasn't funny except to engineers, the managers thought it was a great idea and everyone else barely, if at all, understood. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Dynasty]

Ed,

You recently complained in another thread that sex was no longer free. If you're willing to be a little more...experimental...I think there is fresh meat out there for you.

[Mikey]

it should attribute your face and his ass or just plainly your face with a brown stain on your nose.

[deacsoft]

lol /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[sumdumguy]

You're on to something.. talk to Conjelco.
I wouldn't mind a Sklansky bracelet.
A stress ball wouldn't be bad either. I've always wanted to put the squeeze on the Masonator.

[James Boston]

Good call. I think the book is great, but I'm not going to pleasure myself to it- which seems to sum up how some posters feel about it.

[Ed Miller]

I think the book is great, but I'm not going to pleasure myself to it- which seems to sum up how some posters feel about it.

So we wasted all that money on the high-quality absorbent paper?

[uuDevil]

[ QUOTE ]
I think the book is great, but I'm not going to pleasure myself to it- which seems to sum up how some posters feel about it.

So we wasted all that money on the high-quality absorbent paper?

[/ QUOTE ]

Not at all. Sex is not free, but at least you brought the price down to something less than $25 a "shot."

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[Songwind]

I'd be worried about papercuts unless it's printed on paper towels.

[James Boston]

Well I did say to it, not with it. You've got to draw a line somewhere.

[cardcounter0]

An Ed Miller Bracelet should be tight, and yet, agressive.

[sthief09]

put some Astroglide on it and then see how you feel

[sthief09]

how about "Ed Miller Brand Toilet Paper" so he can wipe everyone's asses when they check through the flop with JJ on a board of T62r.

[DrSavage]

The correct acronym would be WWNPAEMD.