You know it's a bad tourney when...

[durron597]

...5 Levels and you've seen ATo once and AQo UTG once, and no PPs.

[Toro]

Loosen up my man!

[durron597]

Did I mention no suited connectors on the button or in the CO? KJo once, NO SUITED ANY TWO BIG CARDS (even JTs!)

I managed to double up once pushing K6o on a 6 high flop in the BB, still not doing so good though...

[HoldingFolding]

You know you shouldn't have sat down at that MTT when:
1. You sit down at the table and there are are four 2+2ers whose posts you are in awe of already there
2. First hand you get AA in the BB...and everyone folds to you
3. You have to go the door to rebuff a Jehovah's Witness, which you do in record time and just make it back to see your KK automatically fold
4. You have to dig that 'real' pack of cards out of the loft just to remind yourself what the picture cards look like
5. You've tripled your stack when Party decides a restart is in order
6. You make it to the last table. Sort of. You're the guy on the rail begging for a transfer