Which one craves the tube steak?

[Boris]

Reports are that one of characters on the Simpsons is coming out of the closet. The obvious choice is Smithers but I think it will be either Moe or the police chief. What's your guess?

[Gamblor]

Police Chief Wiggum has a wife and kid (notorious retard Ralph Wiggum), and Moe has dated multiple times on the show.

Smithers is a blatant homo, there's no mystery about that one.

Groundskeeper Willie would be interesting, despite his story of his old scottish lover.

[M2d]

lisa

[ArchAngel71857]

patty or selma. or grampa simpson


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[natedogg]

nt

[HDPM]

Bart. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

I bet you anything it is Mr. Burns and Smithers.

[Vehn]

$200 on patty.

[Gamblor]

until I remembered Patty AND Ms Krabappel.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Sideshow Bob

[Rooster71]

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Reports are that one of characters on the Simpsons is coming out of the closet. The obvious choice is Smithers but I think it will be either Moe or the police chief. What's your guess?

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My guess is Principal Skinner. Or possibly one (or both) of Marge's sisters.

[scotnt73]

lenny

[elwoodblues]

I think that's a pretty good guess. There certainly have been hints to it over the years. Wasn't there one episode where he dreamingly looks up to the sky and sees Carl's face in the clouds?

[Gamblor]

There's also the Indecent Proposal episode where Marge spends the weekend with Artie Ziff for a million dollars (which will be mostly spent on snoring surgery for Homer). After seeing Artie steal a kiss, Homer bails on the family with Lenny and they get jobs on an oil rig. "That's how Faceless Joe lost his legs!" As it is about to explode, Marge comes in a chopper to rescue Homer, who urges Lenny to come along.

Lenny, depressed, whines that he has no soulmate.

When Carl appears in the chopper, he gasps "Carl Carlson!" and climbs the ladder.

Great call there.

[jagoff]

Alright here is my take...
Since the beginning Smithers has always been known as the Homo on the Simpsons. Who can forget about him being the President of the Malibu Stacy fan club? Also, his screen saver is of Mr. Burns naked, he has dreams about him flying in through the window, and of course when Homer moved in with the two gay guys, he ran into Smithers in the gay quarter and Smithers was greeted by his gay friends.

Now, if you look at it there are many characters that can also be construed as homo's. Take Lenny and Carl, the inseperable duo. They never seem to be apart but I believe that Carl is married. Also, Patty and Selma are a good choice since they obviously can't even keep a murderous house robot happy or an iguana for very long. Then you have Sideshow Bob. With as much time as he has spent locked up I would have to guess that he is somebodies bitch in the joint (possibly Snake's bitch!). He sings show tunes and is such a sissy that he can't kill a 10 year old kid.

FYI...Does anyone know why Lisa is a vegetarian? The episode where she denounced eating meat was also the episode that had Paul and Linda McCartney. The only way that they would do the show was if Lisa was made to be a vegetarian for the duration of the show. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

[Mano]

Barney would be my guess.

[M2d]

Oops, wrong cartoon that I used to watch but don't anymore.

[Homer]

Lenny.

[Homer]

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lenny

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Damn, you beat me to it.