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nicky g
07-23-2004, 06:02 AM
I guess this one won't be too popular but it's my favourite show so here goes anyway:

Fry: "Wow, that guy's so fast, he makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales"

Bender, after being caught using X-ray-specs to cheat at poker: "Hey, you guys wouldn't hit a guy wearing x-ray glasses?"

Space Captain: "Qif! Clear my schedule!"
Qif: "Uh" (Pulls out etch-a-sketch, shakes it)

The Professor, throwing out an invention: "This thing's not worth the gold it's made of!"

Bender, after car crash: "Oooo. I think I got whiplash"
Leila: "You don't have a neck."
Bender (angrily): "I meant ASS whiplash."

Bender, drifting aimlessly through the universe: "Oh cruel fate, to have me thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee."

Various sayings from the Neutral planet:
"Move to beige alert"
"All I know is my gut says... maybe"
"If I should die, tell my wife I said - Hallo"

Space Captain: "Leela, we're staging a mutiny to remove you from your position as captain"
Leela: "On what grounds?"
Space Captain (triumphantly): "Failure to prevent a mutiny"

I could go on...

Michael Davis
07-23-2004, 06:04 AM
"This show has not been renewed." -FOX executive

-Michael

nicky g
07-23-2004, 06:04 AM
Booo.
(Wow that was fast)

whiskeytown
07-23-2004, 08:31 AM
two of my fav's

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(When bender is drifting thru space and meets up with God) -

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money?

God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical fire.

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(as Bender is on the Space Titanic going down)

Bender: - ah, you go on Fry - I'm gonna go back and look for uh, stuff to steal.

Fry: - You're going back for her, aren't you...

Bender: - ah - don't tell that to the other guys...tell them I was stealing stuff

Fry: - I'll tell them I saw you trying to pry the wedding ring of a widow's cold dead hand...

Bender: - You're the best, buddy /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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better then the simpsons...last seasons on DVD coming out shortly..

RB