nicky g
07-23-2004, 06:02 AM
I guess this one won't be too popular but it's my favourite show so here goes anyway:
Fry: "Wow, that guy's so fast, he makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales"
Bender, after being caught using X-ray-specs to cheat at poker: "Hey, you guys wouldn't hit a guy wearing x-ray glasses?"
Space Captain: "Qif! Clear my schedule!"
Qif: "Uh" (Pulls out etch-a-sketch, shakes it)
The Professor, throwing out an invention: "This thing's not worth the gold it's made of!"
Bender, after car crash: "Oooo. I think I got whiplash"
Leila: "You don't have a neck."
Bender (angrily): "I meant ASS whiplash."
Bender, drifting aimlessly through the universe: "Oh cruel fate, to have me thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee."
Various sayings from the Neutral planet:
"Move to beige alert"
"All I know is my gut says... maybe"
"If I should die, tell my wife I said - Hallo"
Space Captain: "Leela, we're staging a mutiny to remove you from your position as captain"
Leela: "On what grounds?"
Space Captain (triumphantly): "Failure to prevent a mutiny"
I could go on...
Fry: "Wow, that guy's so fast, he makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales"
Bender, after being caught using X-ray-specs to cheat at poker: "Hey, you guys wouldn't hit a guy wearing x-ray glasses?"
Space Captain: "Qif! Clear my schedule!"
Qif: "Uh" (Pulls out etch-a-sketch, shakes it)
The Professor, throwing out an invention: "This thing's not worth the gold it's made of!"
Bender, after car crash: "Oooo. I think I got whiplash"
Leila: "You don't have a neck."
Bender (angrily): "I meant ASS whiplash."
Bender, drifting aimlessly through the universe: "Oh cruel fate, to have me thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee."
Various sayings from the Neutral planet:
"Move to beige alert"
"All I know is my gut says... maybe"
"If I should die, tell my wife I said - Hallo"
Space Captain: "Leela, we're staging a mutiny to remove you from your position as captain"
Leela: "On what grounds?"
Space Captain (triumphantly): "Failure to prevent a mutiny"
I could go on...