Your favorite Party Poker username . . .

[Turning Stone Pro]

Mine has got to be "TiltedRetard", from Stockholm. Decent player, too.

TSP

[Mayhap]

I was musing about this recently and decided I would not mind having handle: 'SeymourFlops'.
/M

[Usul]

Kuntpummler was funny. He beaked like a sonofabitch.

[turnipmonster]

holdemort.

[Turning Stone Pro]

OMG

[daryn]

there was a thread on this already, someone search for it. we were posting screenshots. it was funny.

[Tyler Durden]

How about Douchebag? I really like that one.

[bdk3clash]

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there was a thread on this already, someone search for it. we were posting screenshots. it was funny.

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The thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=672116&Forum=, ,All_Forums,,&Words=%2Bfunny%20%2Bonline&Searchpag e=2&Limit=25&Main=672116&Search=true&where=sub&Nam e=&daterange=1&newerval=1&newertype=y&olderval=&ol dertype=&bodyprev=#Post672116)

[deacsoft]

I played with a guy who called himself BiPolarBear, but can't remember which site. I asked him repeatedly if he meant a bipolar bear (as in a bear with a bipolar disorder) or bi polar bear (as in a polar bear that is bisexual). He never replied. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[SlyAK]

It's not party, but at prima there is a "pudpounder"

Sly

[juanez]

"titotheskunk"

When this guy logged on players were like:
"nice name dude...tit-o-the-skunk...hahaha"

Turns out his name was "Tito..the skunk". He was not amused.

[ZeeJustin]

I'm partial to IHATEMONEY.

[rtucker5]

There's a guy with the name Osama_BL. I hope he goes broke.

[DrSavage]

FUPayMe

and it's not close

[Songwind]

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I played with a guy who called himself BiPolarBear, but can't remember which site. I asked him repeatedly if he meant a bipolar bear (as in a bear with a bipolar disorder) or bi polar bear (as in a polar bear that is bisexual). He never replied. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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That's a "The Tick" reference. Bipolarbear was a manic/depressive superhero who dressed like a polar bear.

"This looks like a job for BiPolarBear... but I just can't get out of bed!"

[Rick Diesel]

As i noted in the original thread, it is definitely Donkey Punch.

[Sponger15SB]

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There's a guy with the name Osama_BL. I hope he goes broke.

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hmmm it looks like the name succeeded in pissing you off!

Don't let the terrorists win!!!!!!

[CORed]

I have seen this handle, but I think it was on Paradise.

[CORed]

I kind of liked Hugh J. Reckshun, but I haven't seen him for awhile. I told him that when he got old, he'd have to change his name from Hugh J. to Noah.

[coolhandtom]

ive seen the FUPAYME, and also a HEHATEME..

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[heavybody]

I Liked "KatieDid" , I asked her what she did but she never responded.

[jagoff]

One of my handles which is coincidentally my porn nickname is "Girth Brooks"

[Equal]

Just last night I saw yssuPtaE2evoLI

[Beerfund]

my handle on one site is my favorite russian hockey player Yurgei Sofokov /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[TimM]

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Just last night I saw yssuPtaE2evoLI

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I saw a personalized license plate on an SUV that said ILOVEPSY.

I tried to imagine who would get such a license plate, and be able to get away with it:

A "player"
A gynecologist
A psychiatrist
A lesbian

I'll just imagine the last.

[bball904]

Last night I got a chuckle out of "IsmellGranma"

[beerbandit]

4kingacehole

not sure where, but saw it somewhere

i also saw buffaloturd once and thought it was pretty damn funny

[Large Pizza]

I like BackDoorGirl

[ArchAngel71857]

the most obscure one I saw was VinceKlortho.



(its from ghostbusters).

-AA

[kenewbie]

Revelcleef

k

[Steve Giufre]

I'm not sure about Party, but the famous, "dogsballs" plays a bit of poker on Stars

[Oski]

I thought this was funny:

"DoNotCallBro"

[jwvdcw]

Mine is sensational: a605296a

[Aces McGee]

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the most obscure one I saw was VinceKlortho

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Awesome.

-McGee

[The_Tracker]

When I set up my PokerStars account I had LuckyFocker for a few days then they made me change it.

Said something about someone might take offense to it! I ask you, is it more offensive than "ButtSex"?

[balt999]

I saw this a while back:

"Check and Pray"

[www.freestateproject.org]

How about the lady named "gobsmacked"?

[razor]

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When I set up my PokerStars account I had LuckyFocker for a few days then they made me change it.

Said something about someone might take offense to it! I ask you, is it more offensive than "ButtSex"?

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yes. do you see why?

[Losing all]

A lot of folks really dig the ass play, while luck is for suckers. so yes.

[GuyOnTilt]

Somebody sat down at one of my tables today with the name "GOT_Cheated". It was funny because this one fish that I took for 3k headsup has been going on for days about how I'm cheating and won't shut up about it. We've had many-a-funny dialogue about it. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

GoT

[Schmed]

Granma....and old lady that was your mother or father's mother

Gramma...the smelly low life from rounders......

[BottlesOf]

LOL!!! What is his claim? How does he think you cheated??

[Yeknom58]

That rules.

You should tell him if he sends you another 3k you'll teach him how to cheat.

[GuyOnTilt]

LOL!!! What is his claim? How does he think you cheated??

He claimed I was using spyware to see his holecards...??? It was Thursday and I was playing 2 HU tables and the 2+2 .5/1 table and invited a couple of the 2+2'ers to watch 'cause the conversation between us was so funny. He was threatening me with physical harm if I kept cheating and stuff. I found it hilarious. /images/graemlins/smile.gif I should've saved the chat.

GoT

[PugX]

One of my favorites on PokerStars where "AllInDStyle" or something. His Avatar/picture was on a little doggie. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Turning Stone Pro]

good old laundry list .. . he's a beauty. thanks for the info about his new identity.

TSP

[OrangeHeat]

Lol...is that Laurdyn(sp?). He/she has been going around to 15/30 tables randomly Saying "XXXXXXe uses spyware"

Funny as hell.

Orange

[JeffO]

coksmoker, not sure if its a he or she

[SpiderMnkE]

This thread would be much funnier if it has screen shots like the original. But since we aren't doing that yet...

KingJackoff

[regisd]

I forget the exact spelling, but I recently played with "NoMuff_2Tuff" (or something like that)

[BeerMoney]

FromBehind

[CORed]

Well of course you cheated. Everyone knows that using the "fold" button is cheating.

[eMarkM]

For some reason the one that keeps coming back to me when these thread are brought up is "WhinerShutup". Very appropriate for your typical Party session.

[deacsoft]

Bipolarbear is also a song by Stone Temple Pilots and the name of a small time band.

[PAUL-IN]

gotta be "RIPTESTES". pretty graphic. not R.I.P. Testes.

[Hiding]

ilike2mstrb8, no not a comment, a user name.

[Sponger15SB]

i saw this yesterday on Party and wish i took a screen shot of it.

"PPisRigged"

so funny.

[eagletmr]

SpiritRock, my friend changed his name to it because no other dumb fool had done that yet, and every table he sits at, people ask him if he plays on Ultimate Bet, like the real spirit rock would play NL100. Classic.

[mmcd]

Just saw a good one: UCHEATINGFUK

[Apocalypse]

FindMuck, but its on pokerstars ..love it though

[Kevin]

HOPONKOK

I laugh out loud everytime I play at his table.

[jdl22]

Guy from Hawaii with nick puinsai.

[Alobar]

pittlelenis

[Lazymeatball]

chitinmuface

[IlliniRyRy]

Clitrubber. I bet it's the same guy as cuntpummler, multi-tabling on party and empire.

[IlliniRyRy]

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FUPayMe

and it's not close

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ROTMFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[TylerD]

"Quadzilla" is pretty good.

[Sundevils21]

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HOPONKOK

I laugh out loud everytime I play at his table.

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Yea that one always makes me laugh. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SpiderMnkE]

Where are all the screen shots you guys... the old thread is a hell of a lot funnier because of the screen shots.

[deacsoft]

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Where are all the screen shots you guys... the old thread is a hell of a lot funnier because of the screen shots.

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Very true.

[daryn]

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Where are all the screen shots you guys... the old thread is a hell of a lot funnier because of the screen shots.

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i was just gonna say the same thing. also i posted a screenshot of hoponkok in the old thread, so check that out for stepped up hilarity.

[wayabvpar]

My screenshot didn't save properly, but I played with 'shetmedrawers' for a few orbits on Party several months ago. I laughed out loud when I read his/her name.

[mmcd]

FUmferSOB

[CollegePlayer]

...

[astroglide]

'sklanskysux' is pretty good

[Senor Choppy]

The best part is the fact that he plays 35% of his hands in 15/30, like he firmly believes that playing by the book is for suckers.

[Turning Stone Pro]

He's a good bs'er, too, he was telling me he's best friends with Abdul and that he's the best PP player alive.

[Sponger15SB]

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'sklanskysux' is pretty good

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i had a sick avatar for pokerstars a while back for the 1st ITH.com tourney that was a picture of matthew hilger crossed out with a big red X. what is funny is that when i started playing at poker stars afterwards people always kept wanting to know who that was.

[Benal]

These are all players in the tourney I'm currently playing.

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/alabe27/images/funny.JPG http://mywebpage.netscape.com/alabe27/images/funny1.JPG http://mywebpage.netscape.com/alabe27/images/funny2.JPG http://mywebpage.netscape.com/alabe27/images/funny3.JPG http://mywebpage.netscape.com/alabe27/images/funny4.JPG

[daryn]

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FUmferSOB

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this one deserves another post. it's classic