new poll

[ThaSaltCracka]

since every unimportant question has been asked, lets do a new one, and be honest!!! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Malarky]

My penis would have gotten a 5 on AP English Literature and Composition but the gravitational field emitted from its girth caused the sun to crash into the test and it caught on fire. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

my penis scored a 1500 on the SAT

[Cptkernow]

The only thing left to say is that my penis can bench press 350lbs and score 1500 on a SAT.

I also know that Marlarky must be exagerating because the bend in time and space caused by my bellend (With all his talk of fields, Marlarky must have a Newtonian penis) is actualy what keeps the entire solar system in its orbital status quo.

There is a secret global convention to stop me taking steroids because any penile shrinkage I suffered would put the entirity of human kind in jeopardy.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

steroid cause the testicles to shrink, not the penis.