Best T-Shirt Saying

[WDC]

Just saw this one and I almost choked on my lunch.

"I am the man from Nantucket"

What are your favorites?

[ArchAngel71857]

I have one that says "I'll mess with Texas."

Also, Johnny Depp's from Once Upon a Time in Mexico:

I'm with Stupid. and a finger pointing down.


but i agree with you, the man from nantucket one is awesome.

-AA

[Oski]

"Jesus Loves You ... But everyone else thinks you're an [censored]."

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Best T-Shirt I ever owned I purchased in Sturgis, SD during bike week in 1982. The shirt depicts, in the foreground, a biker riding directly at you. Behind him is the Reaper on horseback with the scythe raised, deeper in the background, and larger, is a woman's face.

The caption reads: "Death Rides a Pale Horse"

My description does not do the shirt justice. regrettably, it succumbed to old age about 10 years ago.

[SinCityGuy]

"If at first you don't succeed, come back and we'll beat you again."

[daryn]

i love the one that says FUNKIN GONUTS in the same exact fashion as the DUNKIN DONUTS logo.

also saw one in vegas that made me smile a little, it said

ALCATRAZ PSYCHO WARD

OUTPATIENT

[Gamblor]

I, the whitest Jew you ever met, own the following shirt:

"Not only am I perfect, I'm Jamaican too"

A hat that says "Jesus is my Homeboy" (we spend a lot of time making fun of small town folk).

In school I was in the Jewish frat and we had shirts made with a picture of a 12-year old girl eating a hot dog. On the back it said "AEPi: Serving Kosher meat since 1913"

I also have a black sweatshirt with white lettering: "COLLEGE" (a la Animal House)

And my all time favourite, I have an exact replica of the old No Ma'am shirts Al Bundy wore on Married with Children.

[TimM]

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I'm with Stupid. and a finger pointing down.

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[astroglide]

that shirt sounds totally gay

[Gamblor]

hehe I was thinking the same.

Somehow, I feel Kurn has a graying ponytail and goatee.

[scalf]

..seen on t-shirt in vegas 1982..

bus drivers pull out on time...

gl /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[imported_turvalon]

my favorite.. (explicit language)
T-shirt (http://www.eleazarfunk.com/forumpics/tshirt.jpg)

[astroglide]

maybe some velvet black light posters with white wolves and a native american woman's silhouette in the background. 5'11 and weighs 90 pounds, leather skin, sideburns, smokes like a chimney at the bar of a local mexican dive.

[ThaSaltCracka]

LOL totally man.....

[daryn]

wow that baby is ugly!

[WDC]

Just spit out my Mountain Dew. That was funny.

[scotnt73]

jesus saves!(picture of Jesus digging a volleyball before it hits the sand)

[B Dids]

A lot here is good. (http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml)

Here too... (http://achewood.com/shop/apparel.php)

[Rushmore]

I have two favorites:

1.) The one I wore to XMas dinner when I was 16: Fu*k You and Your Sick God!. (I wore it under another shirt, with as much showing as I could get away with so that I wouldn't get busted. I guess they were all too transfixed by my huge, green Wattie-style Mohawk).

2.) The one Larry Flint wore into court: Fu*k This Court. I love that.

Hey, there's a theme here. I wonder what this theme says about me.

[Glenn]

http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/RevShirts/Blumpkin.jpg

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Goatee yes. Hair north of the eyebrows, no.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

You got the height right. Now add a couple of hundred pounds and subtract the smoking. No black lights, please. i didn't even like those in the 60's.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

that shirt sounds totally gay

You know, now that you mention it, I wonder how many guys actually thought that back then but never actually said so for the silly reason that they were afraid they'd get their skull crushed. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

I did see a guy who looked about 90 wandering around the Foxwoods poker room wearing a shirt that said:

"I've seen it all
I've heard it all
I've done it all
I just can't remember it all."

[Uston]

I didn't actually see this t-shirt but a friend of mine did. On the front it say "my penis is rather small".

[Oski]

Saw this in Laughlin:

Front: Over 10,000 battered women in America

Back: And I haven't eaten any of them

[DonWaade]

The T-Shirt that David Spade wore in "Joe Dirt" that said "I choked Linda Lovelace" is classic. I have been looking at Goodwill's across the country for a while.

[juanez]

"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."

Animals (http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html#EVERYANIMAL)

[gonores]

Promoting my own iron-on creation...

IT MUST BE TUESDAY OR THURSDAY

In its heyday, it got two wears every week for four months at a time, and I still hear commentary on it every time I am in public.

Another classic: The sports team from my town is better than the team from your town.

[Sundevils21]

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And my all time favourite, I have an exact replica of the old No Ma'am shirts Al Bundy wore on Married with Children.


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how can that one not be the best ever? anybody?

[The Dude]

My favorite shirt is:

"Sh*t never just happens...
It always starts with some a**hole."

[daryn]

i don't get the tuesday thursday one /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[B Dids]

I think that's kinda the point. Especially depending on which day it's worn.

[whiskeytown]

I have a shirt that everytime I wear, a woman or two or three come up to me and say it's the coolest they've ever seen.

it says...

CREED SUCKS

rb

[gonores]

Well, I wouldn't wear the shirt if it wasn't Tuesday or Thursday...Trust me, once someone starts asking questions about the shirt, it deteriorates into one big Abbott & Costello-esque routine.