05-31-2002, 08:02 AM
HEY COCKROACHES,
IF I COULD BE GRANTED ANY WISH, IT WOULD BE TO BE ABLE TO PLAY POKER WITHOUT HAVING TO BE AROUND SCUMBAG POKER PLAYERS. POKER ROOMS AND CASINOS ARE FILLED WITH THE WORST KIND OF HUMAN BEINGS. IT APALLS ME TO BE AROUND PATHETIC DEGENERATE GAMBLERS ALL THE TIME. THE WORST OF THESE PATHETIC DEGENERAGE GAMBLERS IS DYNASTY. I AM SICK OF SEEING THIS GUY AT THE BELLAGIO AND MIRAGE. I’M EVEN MORE SICK OF SEEING HIS POSTS ON THIS FORUM. I ABSOLUTELY HATE DYNASTY. SO, INSTEAD OF ANOTHER JOEY BEAT STORY, HERE ARE MY TOP TEN REASONS TO HATE DYNASTY- THE WORST OF THE PATHETIC DEGENERATE GAMBLERS.
10. WHILE PLAYING CRAPS, YOU CAN ALWAYS HEAR HIM SAYING THINGS LIKE “DYNASTY NEEDS A NEW CAN OF DEODERANT”.
9. HE PAYS FOR THE MIRAGE BUFFET BY WADING THROUGH THE WISHING WELLS AND SCOOPING UP THE NICKELS.
8. HE TRIES TO USE HIS PLAYER’S CLUB CARD WHEN PUTTING QUARTERS INTO A WASHING MACHINE.
7. HE’LL GAMBLE ON ANYTHING. IF HE COULD GET ENOUGH OF AN OVERLAY THAT HIS MOTHER WOULD DIE BY THE END OF THE YEAR, HE WOULD PUT HIS ENTIRE BANKROLL ON IT.
6. HE TRIES TO GET THE SUPERMARKET TO LET HIM DOUBLE DOWN ON HIS COUPONS
5. WASN’T HE ONE OF THE 2+2ERS WHO DID “DELICATE” THINGS TO ME? THERE WERE SO MANY THAT IT’S HARD TO REMEMBER.
4. HE ASKS SPORTSBOOKS MAKE LINES ON WWF MATCHES.
3. HE GAMBLES SO MUCH THAT EVEN HIS TAP WATER IS COMPED.
2. HE PAINTED THE INSIDE OF HIS TOILET BOWL TO RESEMBLE A ROULETTE WHEEL.
1. HE POSTS NON-STOP. YET, THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM WHO HE HAS NEVER RESPONDED TO IS ME. WHAT’S WRONG WITH JOEY?
BY THE WAY, WHOEVER THIS “WHITE TRASH” GUY IS, I’VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. DYNASTY BELONGS TO ME. I WILL DESTROY HIM. IF I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU FIRST, I WILL. STAY OUT OF MY WAY. I AM ON A MISSION. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.
IF I COULD BE GRANTED ANY WISH, IT WOULD BE TO BE ABLE TO PLAY POKER WITHOUT HAVING TO BE AROUND SCUMBAG POKER PLAYERS. POKER ROOMS AND CASINOS ARE FILLED WITH THE WORST KIND OF HUMAN BEINGS. IT APALLS ME TO BE AROUND PATHETIC DEGENERATE GAMBLERS ALL THE TIME. THE WORST OF THESE PATHETIC DEGENERAGE GAMBLERS IS DYNASTY. I AM SICK OF SEEING THIS GUY AT THE BELLAGIO AND MIRAGE. I’M EVEN MORE SICK OF SEEING HIS POSTS ON THIS FORUM. I ABSOLUTELY HATE DYNASTY. SO, INSTEAD OF ANOTHER JOEY BEAT STORY, HERE ARE MY TOP TEN REASONS TO HATE DYNASTY- THE WORST OF THE PATHETIC DEGENERATE GAMBLERS.
10. WHILE PLAYING CRAPS, YOU CAN ALWAYS HEAR HIM SAYING THINGS LIKE “DYNASTY NEEDS A NEW CAN OF DEODERANT”.
9. HE PAYS FOR THE MIRAGE BUFFET BY WADING THROUGH THE WISHING WELLS AND SCOOPING UP THE NICKELS.
8. HE TRIES TO USE HIS PLAYER’S CLUB CARD WHEN PUTTING QUARTERS INTO A WASHING MACHINE.
7. HE’LL GAMBLE ON ANYTHING. IF HE COULD GET ENOUGH OF AN OVERLAY THAT HIS MOTHER WOULD DIE BY THE END OF THE YEAR, HE WOULD PUT HIS ENTIRE BANKROLL ON IT.
6. HE TRIES TO GET THE SUPERMARKET TO LET HIM DOUBLE DOWN ON HIS COUPONS
5. WASN’T HE ONE OF THE 2+2ERS WHO DID “DELICATE” THINGS TO ME? THERE WERE SO MANY THAT IT’S HARD TO REMEMBER.
4. HE ASKS SPORTSBOOKS MAKE LINES ON WWF MATCHES.
3. HE GAMBLES SO MUCH THAT EVEN HIS TAP WATER IS COMPED.
2. HE PAINTED THE INSIDE OF HIS TOILET BOWL TO RESEMBLE A ROULETTE WHEEL.
1. HE POSTS NON-STOP. YET, THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM WHO HE HAS NEVER RESPONDED TO IS ME. WHAT’S WRONG WITH JOEY?
BY THE WAY, WHOEVER THIS “WHITE TRASH” GUY IS, I’VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. DYNASTY BELONGS TO ME. I WILL DESTROY HIM. IF I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU FIRST, I WILL. STAY OUT OF MY WAY. I AM ON A MISSION. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.