Who is tired of hearing this one?

[BeerMoney]

I was drunk when I took the SAT!
or
I was hung over when I took the SAT!
.........I was pretty disappointed to read that on this forum so many times...

What "I was drunk when I took the SAT" really means is "Mommy and Daddy spent $1500 for Kaplan, and I still only managed an 1100!"

Beers

[cardcounter0]

What about 'I was really stoned when I took the SAT'?
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[MaxPower]

How about there was a car alarm going off outside the window while I took my SAT. This is true and I wouldn't be suprised if it affected my score. The thing is, I wasn't one of these kids who cared about his SAT score and I still don't.

[elwoodblues]

I would honestly rather hear that than a grown man bragging about his high school SAT scores.

[Rooster71]

How about "I was just released from jail 10 minutes before taking the SAT." "I would've scored 3-400 points higher, but I couldn't sleep in jail, and I was hung over."

[scotnt73]

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I would honestly rather hear that than a grown man bragging about his high school SAT scores.

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i hear that. but in all fairness most of the guys doing it just took the SAT in the last 2-5 years and are still in college where grades and competition are the norm. I am surprised that 99% of the guys on this forum damn near aced it /images/graemlins/grin.gif. but hell if 99% of the guys on here make 10k a month playing online poker than i shouldnt be surprised. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bubbagump]

How about "I just quit shooting heroin the day before I took the SAT's"?

Bubbagump

[Utah]

No, I am pretty sure I was really really drunk when I took it. I had no idea what a whapatua was and it messed me up good.

I already knew at the time that I was going to a state school and my ACT scores would get me in. So, the SAT was of zero importance to me.

[JTrout]

How about, "It's not my fault, the girl sitting next to me was an idiot!" /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[WDC]

I can bench my SAT score while drunk.

[whiskeytown]

I've got a better one...

on my way to take the SAT's - Feb. 1989

Deer runs across my path...I slide into a snony ditch and can't get truck out...so I hitch a ride into town and jog 8 blocks to the testing center in the middle of a snowy winter.

so no, I wasn't drunk/hung over - I was half dead, frozen, wheezing and exhausted...but I still got a 1380 -

RB

[daryn]

i took the test sober. kaplan free though.