Joe826
07-14-2004, 05:33 AM
..in an incredibly good 4/8 game at your local B&M. Milton is the loose passive type of player who spews chips and mumbles while doing so -- capping his cards with a orange swingline stapler. The rest of the table is just as loose and passive except for one cowboy seated to the right of Milton who never says a word or plays a hand. He looks like he just killed five prostitutes. You've been there around 45 minutes and nearly doubled your buy-in.
You're raking in your latest pot when a slobbish fat guy (looks like carl from aqua teen hunger force, if you know what i'm talking about) stumbles to the table holding a Bud in one hand and several racks of chips in the other. After slapping a cocktail waitress' ass, he says he wants to buy YOUR seat (seat 5) since he doesn't want to wait behind 25 people on the waiting list and they only have one hold em table open (but 37 omaha tables are running). The cowboy suddenly speaks up and says he will sell his seat if you don't. The fat dude asks how much, what do you tell him?
You're raking in your latest pot when a slobbish fat guy (looks like carl from aqua teen hunger force, if you know what i'm talking about) stumbles to the table holding a Bud in one hand and several racks of chips in the other. After slapping a cocktail waitress' ass, he says he wants to buy YOUR seat (seat 5) since he doesn't want to wait behind 25 people on the waiting list and they only have one hold em table open (but 37 omaha tables are running). The cowboy suddenly speaks up and says he will sell his seat if you don't. The fat dude asks how much, what do you tell him?