Registered Sex Offenders for Edwards

[GWB]

A man banned from Duke for peeping, he's out of prison and smoozing with Edwards (http://www.wral.com/news/3518795/detail.html)

[Cyrus]

Anything to exorcize the two main (only?) issues of this election, Iraq and the economy, right? But one is tanking and the other is made up like Zsa Zsa Gabor ready to appear on E! You'd need John Edwards to be revealed as a Chinese spy to take the voters' mind off the issues.

Better start on that resume.