Norman Chad

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

Does anyone besides me find Norman Chad's "jokes" a little annoying with the constant references about his first marriage?

"Peter, if you say 'That's what she said.' one more time, I'm going to pop you."

Kudos to those of you that get the reference. =)

-Craig

[uw_madtown]

"You want awkward? One time during sex I called Lois 'Frank'."

- uwmadtown

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

"Your move, Sherlock!"

[uw_madtown]

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

On-topic... I hate Norm and Lon's commentary all around. Bluh.

- uwmadtown

[SuitedSixes]

Off-topic. What are you talking about? I assume it's a movie, which one?

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

"lemme think about it...cwapface."

I can't believe you know Homestar, but don't know those!

No, the other quotes are from Family Guy.

-Craig

[pgec311]

trying to avoid a hospital bill:
"They can't charge a dead man, next to Peter Griffin I'll write deceased, and where it says sex, I'll write No thanks, I'm Dead. Its Bulletproof."

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

"...It was faxed to my by your HMO."

"Look, I know my doctor was hitting on me, but you don't have to call him names."

[pgec311]

Peter: Do you have a file on me?
Death: Yes
Peter: Does it mention that I ran 2 weeks of junior varsity track?

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

"Look, I caught Flojo; do you really think..."