All Bush has to do to win this election...

[eLROY]

...is throw out a couple pitches at ballgames.

If John Kerry tried to throw out a pitch, I'm not sure it wouldn't land behind him.

[Phat Mack]

Good thinking. Kerry doesn't have much of a reputation as an athlete. But Junior? There's a guy who knows how to handle himself.

[Dilbert]

All Kerry has to do is eat a pretzel without choking.

[andyfox]

At long last, something on which we agree. I saw Kerry playing softball the other day and have to admit it would be softball with him throwing it no matter how hard the actual ball.

Bush does have a good arm, he usually throws a strike from the top of the mound.